and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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