Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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