Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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