yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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