my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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