Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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