after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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