My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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