I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I look better un-naked...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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