I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Do plants get herpes?
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