I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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