I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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