I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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