before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it hurts more in the daytime
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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