I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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