If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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