Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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