no. you can't hotbox the world.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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