I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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