She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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