He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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