Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Randomize
