normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
COCAINE IS GR8
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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