Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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