just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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