My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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