what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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