Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Please don't give away my fajitas
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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