The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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