Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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