ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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