i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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