I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
God, I missed his penis.
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