super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
