just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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