is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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