My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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