I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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