I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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