Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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