So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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