Whod you bang
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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