Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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