Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
