okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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