I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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