I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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