therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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