just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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