Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
