She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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