Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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