whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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